Espouse Elucidation

joshdizzle:

gingerteatime:

DEFENESTRATE EVERYONE

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Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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dadie-akoma:

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please reblog.

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readmylips17:

All this AP Euro studying makes me want to defenestrate someone.

Legit.

thischarmingalex:

im so hip im practically a pelvis

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Eep?
The AP Calculus exam is tomorrow, and I’ve honest-to-goodness been studying. Well, up until today, at least.

I am so scared of not getting fours in these tests… I’m pretty sure that it’s not going to happen.

Anywho, the most important thing to do right now I guess is sleep. Don’t think that I’ll ever understand crosssectonal volume anyways..

Best of luck to everyone with your tests!

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

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